So it appears that Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. When I saw this story over the weekend I remarked to my wife that she must be the very definition of "tossing a hot dog down a hallway. My wife immediately proceeded to laugh a lot harder than I would expected. I looked at her and said "It wasn't THAT funny." In between laughs she told me that she had never heard the phrase before. That got me laughing. I just couldn't imagine someone not knowing that metaphor. It occurred to me then that there are many things I just take for granted as common knowledge that my wife really doesn't know anything about. I suppose this is common in all relationships and is probably the cause of more misunderstandings than just about anything else. I think this is even more true when two people come from vastly different parts of the country. Even after 10 years of living together my wife and I don't share a common slang language. Nothing too special about that, I just found it interesting and wonder what other sayings I have stored in my brain that might one day make her laugh. Time will tell.
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I had never heard the hotdog/hallway metaphor before this post. And I'm actually not sure exactly what it means, but I think I'll sort it out eventually. Yay for learnings!
Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work!
Maybe it is one of those crude "guy things". It is extremely possible that this is a phrase unknown to woman kind. Anyone else have thoughts on that?
Basically the saying is equating tossing a hot dog down a hallway with sex with a woman with a large vagina. It can also mean sex with a man with a small penis. Either way the "fit" is extremely loose.
Click the link for further explanation from the always discrete urban dictionary. Tune in tomorrow for an analysis of "moose knuckle"
I'd never heard the phrase before, but it's funny. Of course, he's still all "into her" so it can't be too loose a fit.